Geert's Place

I gathered a few nice oneliners and things you just can’t miss in life !

A narrow mind is usually accompanied by a wide mouth.
Always smile.  It makes people wonder what you’re up to.
Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don’t know and don’t care!
Cycling is healthy. Eat more bicycle.
Everyone has the right to my opinion.
General Failure reading drive A: Please remove your fist
Gravity doesn’t exist. The Earth sucks.
I am in total control, but don’t tell my wife.
I can keep a secret. It’s the people I tell that can’t.
I don’t have all the answers, just those that count.
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
I like your approach, now let’s see your departure.
I may have my faults, but being wrong ain’t one of them.
I’m not a complete idiot – several parts are missing.
I’m not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I’m not rude, I’m “attitudinally challenged”.
If (Wife = “yes”) then (MONEY = “Gone”) else Single
If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille.
It said “Insert disk #3”, but only 2 will fit!
Me, indecisive? I don’t think I am, do you?
Minds, like parachutes, work best when open.
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!!
No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem.
The only dumb question is one you haven’t asked yet.
To be the man, You got to beat the man!
War never decides who is right, only who is left.
When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
When talking nonsense try not to be serious.
Who is General Failure, and *WHY* is he reading my disk?
Work is like sex, only without the fun and the great feeling at the end.

Pretty funny though, right? 😀